cunt online: "WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN KILL ME. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
Me: "Uh, why do I have to be playing Cuntnite with a bunch of cunts?”
Me: "Uh, why do I have to be playing Cuntnite with a bunch of cunts?”
by Dubiks August 28, 2018
rager: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Dubiks December 26, 2018
The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.
(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)
by Dubiks April 02, 2019
by Dubiks March 12, 2019
What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesn’t have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but it’s just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.
Friend: Ayyyy what’s up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji
by Dubiks May 10, 2019
stoner: 420 boyyyyyyyy
Me: Oh, did I mention it's Adolf Hitler's b day today
stoner: Meh, whatever (smokes joint)
Me: Oh, did I mention it's Adolf Hitler's b day today
stoner: Meh, whatever (smokes joint)
by Dubiks April 14, 2019
Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
by Dubiks April 20, 2019