jigalow

A male tramp

Person: dude Cody gets hella pussy, I wish I was him
Me: Bruh he’s a jigalow
Person: oh shit nvm

by Dubiks April 27, 2019

Frosty the Blowman

A living man who is made of pure cocaine

(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)

by Dubiks February 05, 2019

depression

The most destructive thing a human being can experience. This terrible illness claims the lives of hundreds of thousands of people per year worldwide in the form of suicide and even organ failures.

You find yourself falling in a forever loop down a dark, hellish pit, away from the desired state of happiness. The thought of being awake disgusts you as you'd much rather not even exist or be in an alternate universe away from the hellish state you are currently in. Your heart gets polluted by darkness and the numbing pain that follows with it. Your soul gets crushed by all the weight of self doubt and hatred. Your goals and dreams end up getting destroyed by the cruel state of reality as they wash away in your imagination. You feel worthless. You feel like you could die right this second and nothing worthwhile would change. You see everyone else enjoying life and wonder to yourself how little they know about how truly horrifying the world really is. Your veins are filled with so much self-hatred that you'll gladly harm yourself or even others as a way to cope. You know how much you'd upset your friends and family if you were to take your own life, but you also feel as if it is the only route to happiness and that they'll understand that later on.

That's what depression feels like. If you're experiencing anything that I mentioned above, talk to someone, anyone. Don't let the destructive grips of depression hold you back from experiencing the life you want.

by Dubiks August 24, 2018

evil

see: anxiety
see also: depression

Any force that turns what are suppose to be joyous moments into living hell is fucking evil in every way

by Dubiks January 06, 2019

therapy

Something I need

I need therapy

by Dubiks January 13, 2019

📱

1. A thing that controls the majority of the human population
2. What many people use as a way to avoid awkward conversations
3. What people go ape shit without
4. A life source for most humans
5. What causes narcissists to post shit loads of photos hoping to get as much attention as possible
6. The reason why no one plays outside anymore

Kid 1: what do u wanna do
Kid 2: let’s watch Jake paul on my 📱
Kid1: fuck yeah

by Dubiks May 27, 2019

phimming

When you force phimosis on your penis, in which you pull the foreskin over your cock

I started phimming when that ugly girl walked by

by Dubiks January 25, 2019