Definitions by Dubiks

cock 

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

cock by Dubiks November 22, 2018

coke 

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

coke by Dubiks November 22, 2018

homosexual 

A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.

(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."

homosexual by Dubiks November 22, 2018

fear 

The most influential advertising technique that has been used by many different organizations for over a millennia.

Organizations use fear as a way to control the masses.

fear by Dubiks November 22, 2018

sex 

Look at almost every other definition on this site and you'll know what it means.

Why tf are you looking up sex when every other definition on this site completely defines it.

sex by Dubiks November 22, 2018

trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

trophy by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Thanksgiving 

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving by Dubiks November 21, 2018