Dubiks's definitions

Risk

That which is discouraged by authority in order for them to control the people around them

Teachers told me to avoid taking risks and to get good grades in order to control my behavior

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

The door

The mass that is made so you can get the fuck out of someone’s residence

“Three the door.”

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

by Dubiks December 13, 2018