try-hard

When a person gives it his all but ends up hitting the ceiling

That try-hard plays 6 hours of video games a day and still has a really low kd ratio

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

bush monkey

A nickname for men who like women with big bush

Doug is a bush monkey and loves to eat his girlfriend's hairy bush

by Dubiks December 20, 2018

lamborghini

A car that's sole purpose is to show off the owner's wealth

A lamborghini can go over 200 miles per hour but the traffic speed limit only ever goes up to 90 mph at most. So unless you know an empty racetrack nearby or are speeding from the cops, that attribute is pretty much useless

by Dubiks February 02, 2019

Big Mouth

1. a great show for pedophiles to watch
2. a way to watch child porn without getting arrested
3. an animated show about a bunch of kids jerking off

Person 1: "How come Dale stopped watching child porn on his computer?"
Person 2: "He didn't stop, he switched over to watching Big Mouth."
Person 1: "Ohhhh, makes sense."

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

tyrant

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is a tyrant who's trying to rid the US of Mexicans

by Dubiks January 31, 2019

Rules

That which can be bent in favor of one’s circumstance and/or situation

snitch: the rules state that you’re not allowed to go over 40mph in this zone
person in authority: I was in a hurry to stop a crime that was happening. The rules don’t always apply to everything you know

by Dubiks March 23, 2019