Definitions by Dubiks

ads 

A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore

ads by Dubiks December 28, 2018

dick 

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

dick by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Bob the Builder

A badass that can build anything.

woman: Hey, can you fix my vibrator, it stopped working after squirted too much.
Bob the Builder: I can fix it!!!

Bob the Builder by Dubiks December 28, 2018

friends 

The people that prevent you from feeling like shit

I feel like shit because I have no friends

friends by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Trees 

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

Trees by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Monsters 

Humans

We see other species such as bears and sharks to be monsters without truly looking what we’ve done to them

Monsters by Dubiks December 28, 2018

slut 

Something that men should be called more often

friend: That guy keeps having sex with everyone
Me: He's such a fucking slut

slut by Dubiks December 27, 2018