TOTP

Too Offensive To Post; when you have an idea of what to post or write about but realize that it’s too offensive to post without getting traced

I was gonna post this one def on UD but I realized that it was TOTP

by Dubiks May 25, 2019

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 06, 2019

Christmas

A time when businesses get to overly market their products so then they could get people to buy as much shit as possible

Christmas is a time for marketing and buying

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

age discrimination

An act used by slave holders aka "parents" in order to control their children and their everyday actions. This means that they are forced to obey and conform to however way his/her "parents" want them to act in order not to get punished.

Children are considered sub humans by most adults due to age discrimination until they turn 18 in which then they are given basic human rights.

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

blyat

Fuck in Russian

(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain

by Dubiks May 07, 2019

Truth

What is often pushed aside by major corporations in order to gain profit and reputation

Corporations almost never tell the truth about their spending habits, or else theyll go out of business

by Dubiks March 03, 2019

Closet

Where 7 minutes in heaven happen

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night

by Dubiks March 23, 2019