DuKe's definitions
by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the Telechubbymug. I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.
by Duke February 15, 2003
Get the ass grenademug. by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the morning facemug. by Duke February 10, 2005
Get the Duke Nukemmug. A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 27, 2004
Get the duct tape deathmatchmug. Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used
by duke March 25, 2005
Get the skilletheadmug. For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 9, 2003
Get the prom nightmug.