16 definitions by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves

A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.
I love you Monoly! I could never ever replace you!
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Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.
Dasha is not over yet and will come back for more
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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A very kind person who does good for the world and makes everyone happy and no one can get enough of her, she is pleasant to be around with and is the goat at everything!
Girl 1: Chrysanthe called the ambulance, when I broke my arm.
Girl 2: It doesn't surprise me, she always does the right thing.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 22, 2020
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A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.
Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...
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A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.
Can I please hold Safari?
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A really hot and sexy girl who smells very good. Has huge and bouncy breasts. Also, has a nice big ass that you want to smack so hard. She has long and skinny fingers you want to suck on. Is also, a freak in the sheets. Chrissa has juicy and plumpy lips, with a very long tongue. Her eyebrows are on fleek and she is the most perfect lady in the entire world. Boys, be prepared!
Boy 1: I had sex with Chrissa last night, my dick felt so comfortable in her pussy.
Boy 2: Way to go bro, you're so lucky, that you are with that chick.
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