Acronym. Would Rather Insert My Dick In The Hoover..
Phrase often used by gents of integrity when discussing the Drex Rating of a target specimen..
Useful for bar room banter when ladies are present, especially "friends" of the beast are within earshot..
Of course, that means one may be asked to explain what it means..
Phrase often used by gents of integrity when discussing the Drex Rating of a target specimen..
Useful for bar room banter when ladies are present, especially "friends" of the beast are within earshot..
Of course, that means one may be asked to explain what it means..
Jack:- So then, Drex, would you slip it one?
Drex:- Wrimdith..
It's Friend:- What's that mean?
Drex:- Well, Rather Interesting. Most Desirable, I Truly Hope..
It's Friend:- Thats great, she has been after you for ages, I'll go tell her, she will be well chuffed..
Jack:- You're in luck Drex! Go for it!
It:- Hi Drex, Feeling lucky tonight?
Drex:- You look absolutely stunning tonight I have to say, and this kingsized boner I have for you is truly ready for the pleasures of the night.. But first of all, allow me to buy you a drink in the time honoured way of the true gentleman.. Just wait here a moment, I'll have to pop out to the car and get my wallet...
Drex:- Wrimdith..
It's Friend:- What's that mean?
Drex:- Well, Rather Interesting. Most Desirable, I Truly Hope..
It's Friend:- Thats great, she has been after you for ages, I'll go tell her, she will be well chuffed..
Jack:- You're in luck Drex! Go for it!
It:- Hi Drex, Feeling lucky tonight?
Drex:- You look absolutely stunning tonight I have to say, and this kingsized boner I have for you is truly ready for the pleasures of the night.. But first of all, allow me to buy you a drink in the time honoured way of the true gentleman.. Just wait here a moment, I'll have to pop out to the car and get my wallet...
by Drex Johnson October 21, 2011
A row of women lined up for Sir's pleasure. Usually found in shandy rags, porn films, or Leicester City's changing rooms..
Very rarely encountered in real life, but I guess if a gent has a deep pocket the haddocks will oblige for the usual fee..
Taxi home and a bag of cheesy chips usually does it, but gents living outside of Wrexham may struggle to find willing victims easily..
Those in the Wrexham area are advised to keep the chip bags for putting over the heads of the specimens in order to "keep wood" while the procedure is being performed..
Very rarely encountered in real life, but I guess if a gent has a deep pocket the haddocks will oblige for the usual fee..
Taxi home and a bag of cheesy chips usually does it, but gents living outside of Wrexham may struggle to find willing victims easily..
Those in the Wrexham area are advised to keep the chip bags for putting over the heads of the specimens in order to "keep wood" while the procedure is being performed..
Richard was training hard on the sea-front throughout the summer season in Rhyl, ready for the Wrexham decathalon later in the year, where legends of the pork sword gather in an attempt to show their moves on the 10 haddock fish rack..
by Drex Johnson September 21, 2011
The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010
Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
by Drex Johnson August 23, 2013
A stupid slut that a non-committal guy uses for sex.
Also a dumb bloke used as a scratching post by a busy women when she gets an itch in her pants..
Also a dumb bloke used as a scratching post by a busy women when she gets an itch in her pants..
"I dumped her, she said she just wanted a fuck buddy, but I bet she'd be trying to get me to move in within a few weeks.. "
by Drex Johnson September 18, 2008
A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..
Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..
So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..
Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..
Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
Madam: "Have you cum?"..
Sir: "Not yet darling.."
Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..
Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
Sir: "Not yet darling.."
Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..
Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010