urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

by Drew Christx November 19, 2004

canus

The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus

My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

moth

A put-down about the appearance of a person

"You look like an absolute moth"

"Take off that shitty trucker cap, you look like a moth"

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney

by drew christx May 04, 2005

Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

by Drew Christx November 15, 2004

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007