31 definitions by Drew Christx

An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call
You're so fit, SAFIMA!!!!!!
by Drew Christx May 4, 2005
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The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
by Drew Christx May 16, 2006
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The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.
Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique
by Drew Christx July 18, 2006
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The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus
My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus
by Drew Christx November 12, 2004
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A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney
by Drew Christx May 5, 2005
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The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.
In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"
by Drew Christx May 31, 2005
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A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 18, 2007
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