Drew Christx's definitions

urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

D in P

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007

lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

by Drew Christx July 18, 2006

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 13, 2006

crumb

One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.

That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.

by Drew Christx December 28, 2005