Drew's definitions

Suck

The opposite of blow, yet they are used as the same word. . . wtf?

what all women want to do to me

1. She sucked my cock.
She blowed my cock.
2. Wow this sucks.
Wow this blows.

by Drew January 21, 2005

Motewum

One who enjoys riding on tractors, farming, playing banjo with people over 70, and wearing rotten, hick clothes.

Wotewum is a stupid rotten hick fag.

by Drew December 6, 2003

bob sledding

Doing doggystyle at the top of a set of steps, whereby the "catcher" has their hands on the second step down. Lay down with your chest against said catcher's back and knock their arms out from under them. Hang on and enjoy the ride.

It's a good idea to wear a helmet when you bobsled.

by Drew August 5, 2004

hoob

A horse boob or something that looks like a horse boob

That chick is so fat she has hoobs

by Drew April 3, 2005

Flounder Nipples

Nipples that are found on one side of one's chest placed vertically, one above the other.

You, good sir, have flounder nipples.

by Drew August 17, 2003

pack a lunch

1) (Literal) To prepare a lunch meal for travel
2) (Slang) To be prepared for a long effort
3) (Slang) To wear a false penis, esp. a lesbian/bisexual woman

We're going up to the park for a picnic, I'm going to pack a lunch.
If he's going to tangle with me, he'd better pack a lunch.
At the lesbian bar, half the women were dressed as men and packing lunches.

by Drew January 28, 2006

heat

Unessary or Unwanted attention

Fuck smoking a joint infront of the cop shop is heat

by Drew April 14, 2003