5 definitions by Dredded Joe
A Pollaby is indeed a rare creature. Just like it's mythical sister, The Sphinx, the Pollaby is made up of many disparate parts. In silhouette it resembles a capital B due to its protruding Flesh Hammock and low hanging pierced man boob. A pelican neck overlooks this mutant body, which is covered by thick, matted hair on the back only. Known to be rampantly homosexual, the Pollaby can be found encouraging young children to wear pyjamas on weekday evenings when it will encourage bodily contact. The Pollaby will investigate every way of talking to strangers, including old forgotten methods of amateur radio and harassing of Gun obsessed Americans
I was watching Nightmare on Elm Street the other day. That Freddie Kruger is nearly as scary as a Pollaby
by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017
Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected
by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017
A Lanky, Bald shagging machine. Often found playing FIFA or Apex Legends whilst enjoying 1 of many sick days. The Antaby has a loathing of "Going Outdoors" yet has the ability to fix a puncture with just 1 well placed comment. Under pressure to join the Virtual World, the Antaby just carries on in his favourite 2 dimensions.
by Dredded Joe March 22, 2019
Reserved for volunteers of the football Women's Euros 2022.
To aggressively wave a circular flag at Leigh Sports Village before the National Anthems of a football match. Involves deep knowledge of LEFT and RIGHT. Sometimes incorrectly described as a Flag Waggler
To aggressively wave a circular flag at Leigh Sports Village before the National Anthems of a football match. Involves deep knowledge of LEFT and RIGHT. Sometimes incorrectly described as a Flag Waggler
by Dredded Joe July 14, 2022
A female member of the generally all male Clannaby Group. As well as owning a Fanny, they are distinguished by their overdeveloped sense of humour, beaming smile and general all round "fitness". The Fannaby tends to prefer the company of older men and is the acknowledged weak spot for the Pollaby, who is known to worship anything that owns a Fanny. Perhaps the only negative of a Fannaby is it's speaking voice. Known to resemble the sound of high pitched broken glass, the harsh scouse intonations of the Fannaby can instantly shatter any feelings of excitement.
Steve told me he saw this gorgeous girl at the bar but unfortunately when she opened her mouth she turned out to be a Fannaby
by Dredded Joe August 25, 2017