Convulsive Viewing

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.

Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."

by DrJonas February 06, 2010

wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 04, 2010

benk

slang term for one pound sterling, currency of the UK.

Mr A: that's an interesting hat you're wearing...
Dr B: thanks, only cost me two benk.

by DrJonas March 26, 2007

Kebabanash

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.

At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."

by DrJonas February 04, 2010

Z list

the section of your MSN messenger contact list used for people you don't really want to talk to, or you would generally ignore, but are too polite to delete. the category can be anything beginning with the letter 'Z', as it will then appear below all the other categories.

my Z list is almost as long as my friends section!

by DrJonas January 17, 2007

(s)talking

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.

"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"

by DrJonas November 24, 2007

pop up pirate

Legendary character that allegedly made his first appearance at Leeds festival 2004, so named for his imitation of the children’s game where you stick swords in a barrel until the pirate "pops up". This particular version however involves the guy getting inside the disgusting pit below one of the toilet blocks, then waiting for someone to be about to urinate etc, then sticking his head out of the hole and shouting "POP UP PIRATE!!" Imitate at your own risk!

Mr A: I was about to go take a leak in the bogs, but there was some guy in the pit!

Dr B: YARRRRR!! it be pop up pirate!!

by DrJonas August 31, 2006