Definitions by DrJonas

Kebabanash 

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.

At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."

Kebabanash by DrJonas February 4, 2010

fishnickered 

1. To be slapped in the face with a fish and a Snickers bar simultaneously, ideally one on either cheek.

2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.

1. "Ow my beautiful face! I can't believe you just fishnickered me!"

2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."

fishnickered by DrJonas February 1, 2010

(s)talking 

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.

"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"

(s)talking by DrJonas December 24, 2007

doonstars 

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"

doonstars by DrJonas December 17, 2007

benk 

slang term for one pound sterling, currency of the UK.

Mr A: that's an interesting hat you're wearing...
Dr B: thanks, only cost me two benk.

benk by DrJonas March 31, 2007

messay 

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

messay by DrJonas March 18, 2007

The Urbs 

affectionate abbreviation for our beloved Urban Dictionary.

Mr A: are you on The Urbs right now?
Dr B: damn right!

The Urbs by DrJonas March 15, 2007