Definitions by Dr.Rob Jones

IMterruption 

When trying to do anything online and people continue to instant message you, interrupting your viewing.

I was Google image searching "seventeen" when Chris kept instant messaging me and making me lose my grip. Chris is always causing IMterruptions.

IMterruption by Dr.Rob Jones October 11, 2008

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

black bartender 

Often refers to the bartender in red suspenders shown in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video. The bartender is known for his fine dancing and even finer glass cleaning skills. Also known for looking a lot like Barack Obama.

Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.

black bartender by Dr.Rob Jones May 4, 2008

384

Short version of 384 Merchandise, a company that specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands.

Who makes your pins, dude?
384 Merchandise, baby.

384 by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008