BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008

fuckanification

To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.

Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a parking cone too long.

by Dr. Nakanutzoff September 05, 2008

cockassity

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 05, 2008

emo juicer

One who makes emo juice or a device for making emo juice such as a potato peeler for the tip of your penis or a blender for mixing blood and semen.

Handy cut his wang with a emo juicer and blasted his fag pal in the face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008

nazi benetar

My wife. Any silly female.

Caroline is such a nazi benetar!

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 11, 2008