uybwac

Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"

It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"

Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 17, 2007
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The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 17, 2007
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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006
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Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch
Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 03, 2007
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certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation
Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 13, 2006
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what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!
Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 25, 2006
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Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"
You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006
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