Definitions by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer

Nyukkaugh 

A way of saying "Nigga". Commonly used by country nigga and city city niggas from the early 2000's specifically. But ain't them suburban niggas be goin' 'round calling fools "nyukkaughs" nuh uh. Nope. Not in dis hood nyukkaugh

Wuss good nyukkaugh?! Wuss reaaally good?! Ya silly nyukkaugh

Nyukkaugh by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer August 30, 2019

Dubtard 

When you're more than just retarded, you're double-tarded. Hence the dubtard

Guy 1: aye yo Chuck, wanna watch me to a whip-it with my grandma's farts?
Guy 2: I think you're fucking dubtarded mitch

Dubtard by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer July 22, 2019

The rickster 

That one kinda fat and fuck ugly kid in your middle school ELA class who is the most hilarious mother fucker you've ever met and can do a perfect voice impression of everyone from Trump, to George Bush, to Edna from The Incredibles. The list goes on. He also manages to make the most boring things funny with his unrivalled charisma and 100% lack of the ability to feel shame. The Rickster is certainly one to be admired

"Holy shit Ian! The Rickster and his comrade, the Nickster made a rap about nouns and it's hilarious! (Also known as the world renowned rappers: Thug Monkey and Nicko Mode)

The rickster by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer March 22, 2019

Twice-touched-water 

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

Twice-touched-water by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019