Dr. Simulacra's definitions

beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

dirty camus

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty brady

when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

did you just dirty brady?

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013