Dr. Simulacra's definitions

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013