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when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants
Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013
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OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
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Get the dirty einstein mug.when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.
Stay away from dat bitch.
by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013
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