when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013
writing in a stream of consciousness free verse while tweaked up on any kind of narcotic substance organic synthetic or otherwise until the path of words ends in symbolic chaos and absolute nonsense...
an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...
an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...
by Dr. Simulacra October 10, 2013
by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013
when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013
usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013