Dr. Simulacra's definitions

dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013