Dr. Simulacra's definitions

dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson

No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

dirty brady

when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

did you just dirty brady?

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

dirty camus

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013