dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013

dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 09, 2013

dirty kerouac

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a girl

Jill let me give her a dirty kerouac and I knew she was the one.

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013