Dr. Roboto's definitions
During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021
Get the Polish Hostagemug. ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022
Get the Meatflationmug. A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Get the Adventuremug. Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
by Dr. Roboto October 17, 2017
Get the jiffy jobmug. Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Get the Desk Commutemug. The rapper, Fetty Wap, says "1738" in the beginning of some of his songs. He is referring to a type of expensive, top shelf alcohol called, "Remy Martin 1738 Cognac".
Fetty Wap thought this was the most expensive alcohol made when he created his song. This is because when he went to his local liquor store growing up, it was the highest priced item there. He later found out it was expensive, but not the most expensive alcohol made.
Fetty Wap thought this was the most expensive alcohol made when he created his song. This is because when he went to his local liquor store growing up, it was the highest priced item there. He later found out it was expensive, but not the most expensive alcohol made.
Jim: Hey man, you want to get some 1738 for tonight's party?
Steve: No way Jim, I ain't got that kind of money! Who do you think I am, Fetty Wap?!
Steve: No way Jim, I ain't got that kind of money! Who do you think I am, Fetty Wap?!
by Dr. Roboto July 23, 2015
Get the 1738mug. When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.
Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.
Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025
Get the Dirty Irish Goodbyemug.