ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
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Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
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Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
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L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
Person 1: I really think the 2SLGBTQIA+ community should be more inclusive and add cat people (C) after the S in the acronym.
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
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They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
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Get the Adventure mug.The ultimate “fuck you” during a text conversation. It’s a back handed way of saying “go fuck yourself” to whoever you’re texting.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
Mike: Hey man, I’m sorry about getting with your ex girlfriend. It was an honest mistake. It was just one BJ. It won’t happen again.
Jason: 👍
Jason: 👍
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Get the 👍 mug.During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
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