11 definitions by Dr. Roboto
Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 25, 2023
A slang word common in British English.
Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
by Dr. Roboto September 6, 2021
The ultimate “fuck you” during a text conversation. It’s a back handed way of saying “go fuck yourself” to whoever you’re texting.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
Mike: Hey man, I’m sorry about getting with your ex girlfriend. It was an honest mistake. It was just one BJ. It won’t happen again.
Jason: 👍
Jason: 👍
by Dr. Roboto December 15, 2020
Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
by Dr. Roboto October 18, 2017
A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
When two people, whom have been talking and/or dating, both stop communicating with one another at the same time. So instead of just one person ghosting the other, they both share a mutual responsibility in the ghosting technique.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
Mike: What happened between you and Sarah? I thought you guys were talking?
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
by Dr. Roboto February 20, 2021
ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022