Definitions by Dr. Roboto
Dirty Irish Goodbye
When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.
Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.
Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
Dirty Irish Goodbye by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025
Desk Commute
Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Desk Commute by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Adventure
A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Adventure by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
2SLGBTQIA+
2S: Two Spirit
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
Person 1: I really think the 2SLGBTQIA+ community should be more inclusive and add cat people (C) after the S in the acronym.
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
2SLGBTQIA+ by Dr. Roboto May 27, 2023
Meatflation
ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
Meatflation by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022
Paps
A slang word common in British English.
Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest
Paps by Dr. Roboto September 5, 2021
Polish Hostage
During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Polish Hostage by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021