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Definitions by Dr. Rob Jones

A mother or father whose daughter has died.

Daughter + Widow = Dwidow

See also Swidow
Mr. Bathory was dwidowed last year when his daughter, Elizabeth, was murdered by a neighborhood man.
Dwidow by Dr. Rob Jones August 17, 2008
A mother or father whose son has died.

Son + Widow = Swidow

See also dwidow
Ms. Columbus was swidowed last year when her son, Christopher, died in that boating accident.
Swidow by Dr. Rob Jones August 16, 2008
Acronym for North Huntingdon Township, Pennsylvania. Often used by children who are fake gangsta and hang out at Denny's restaurant.
"I be from the NHT, I be one level above Irwin trash."
NHT by Dr. Rob Jones March 11, 2008

Hand Banana 

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.
"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."
Hand Banana by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008