Dr. Rob Jones's definitions

Dwidow

A mother or father whose daughter has died.

Daughter + Widow = Dwidow

See also Swidow

Mr. Bathory was dwidowed last year when his daughter, Elizabeth, was murdered by a neighborhood man.

by Dr. Rob Jones August 17, 2008

Swidow

A mother or father whose son has died.

Son + Widow = Swidow

See also dwidow

Ms. Columbus was swidowed last year when her son, Christopher, died in that boating accident.

by Dr. Rob Jones August 16, 2008

NHT

Acronym for North Huntingdon Township, Pennsylvania. Often used by children who are fake gangsta and hang out at Denny's restaurant.

"I be from the NHT, I be one level above Irwin trash."

by Dr. Rob Jones March 11, 2008

Hand Banana

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008