Dr. Nakanutzoff's definitions

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

fagatomic

To radiate gayness. To be an emo. To be so gay you cause others to be gay as well.

I can't believe how fagatomic fallout boy is!

Why isn't fagatomic defined yet?

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

twat bullet

A penis.

Hutch fucked her ass good with his sweaty twat bullet!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

cockassity

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

emo reach around

When you grab an emo's fuck tard hair from behind and punch him in the face.

Charlie gave that dumb bitch an emo reach around.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008