emo reach around

When you grab an emo's fuck tard hair from behind and punch him in the face.

Charlie gave that dumb bitch an emo reach around.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

land of ass rape servitude

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.

I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

bandit of gay

One who steals faggetry from another. Idiots who frollic in a field of imaginary flowers and hug trees.

Herb may quite possibly be a bandit of gay.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

cockassity

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008