Fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Go find a real woman instead of that Fake ass African you keep typing!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

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BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

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fagatomic

To be super gay. To be so faggety that you cause anyone within 3' to become gay. To emit faggyness.

Chuck is so fagatomic he caused Larry to be gay also.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

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twat bagger

One who uses female condoms. A twat bag being a female condom or to use one.

Tracy is such a twat bagger. She won't let you fuck unless she burries a rubber in her twat.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

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chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

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