Definitions by Dr. John Albacore

Y’all 

A gay Texan slur. Stands for You All Like Loping. Over time has become more a a gay booty call for those bored of riding horses.

Hey Y’all Cowboys? Cause my butt could really use some filling.

Y’all by Dr. John Albacore March 17, 2019

Kornfeld 

A large cornfield, based off the kamikaze word pornfield, and pronounced kornpoes (corn poossss)

Let’s go on a trip on our gay ass rocket ship flying through the kornfeld , like a chode sandwich

Kornfeld by Dr. John Albacore May 29, 2018

puke in a car 

Usually a ‘korn field’ pronounced in Latin as pornfield, it is a case when one consumes 12 to 16.5 beers while on a wild game drive in the south of Africa, but can not contain themselves and then act out as being a ‘puke in a car’, they also tend to scream things out like “I have visuals on double D’s”

G-d damn it paretz, stop being such a ‘puke in a car’

puke in a car by Dr. John Albacore February 19, 2018

Mendel 

Probably Jewish or jew hating, commonly British, believes in a monster called shmutz, beloved by the devils of the wolf young, ultimately Mendel’s will convince themselves that they are sex gods since they typically have several penises protruding from their bellies

Beware, for that is a mendel walking before us, and none know their true capabilities

Mendel by Dr. John Albacore January 23, 2018

sudak 

A Russian fish which has been cast away since before the time’s of Christ, believed to one day return as the almighty takanawa dragon

Do not despair my friend, for sometime soon the Sudak shall return from his exile and rule us all

sudak by Dr. John Albacore January 23, 2018

daniel sholom 

A social media wizard, who truly controls the legions of the internet, he is not one to mess with, for he can destroy the social status of you and those you love

interaction with Daniel Sholom can end with a lifetime of misery

daniel sholom by Dr. John Albacore January 23, 2018