Definitions by Dr. Grommer, MD

Tea Belly 

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

Tea Belly by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023

house sitter 

When you take a massive grommer in someone's toilet and close the lid afterwards while they are away on vacation. Then they come home after a long drive, rush to the toilet, open the seat and BOOM they meet the house sitter.

Did you hear that Amos threw up blood when he met his house sitter after he got back from the beach yesterday?

house sitter by Dr. Grommer, MD August 18, 2010

duck sauce special

When a guy makes an asian girl lick duck sauce from his ass crack, then smashes a fortune cookie on her head.

I heard some dude Amos from that party got a duck sauce special from Kitara, what a grom!

duck sauce special by Dr. Grommer, MD November 13, 2009

Grom 

Someone that tries super hard to be cool but really is just a fake wanna-be that totally annoys you.

Man that Whitney dude is such a grom, he pissed all over himself after drinking a few Twisted Tea's. I bet he drops grommer's all the time in bars.

Grom by Dr. Grommer, MD November 11, 2009

Grommer 

A particularly nasty smelling dump or fart.

After letting a couple grommers loose in the middle of the bar I went and dropped a yellow grommer that burned.

Grommer by Dr. Grommer, MD April 13, 2009