Dr. Foo's definitions

bracer

An alcoholic drink taken to steady the nerves

Old Alcoholic: The ex is stopping in today with her social worker--time for a little bracer.

by Dr. Foo August 7, 2008

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010

trashtastic

An adjective describing someone who dresses trashy and looks fantastic. (Maybe it takes a lot of money to look so cheap.)

Muffin tops and midriff bare
Jeans with little room to spare
Halter top and teased-up hair
Gaudy earrings, horn dogs stare--
Totally trashtastic!!

by Dr. Foo May 12, 2009

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

BFHO

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.

Dude 1: I got the job at McDonalds!

Dude 2: BFHO

Dude 1: You're right, BFHO

by Dr. Foo November 2, 2008

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011