Dr. Claw's definitions

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Irish lightsaber

A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.

I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.

by Dr. Claw February 8, 2009

Yellow Line of Doom

The Playstation 3's equivalent of the Xbox 360's Red Ring of Death. It occurs when the PS3 experiences hardware failure and crashes. When the PS3 is powered on, the usual green power light on the console turns yellow, then blinks red repeatedly.

"When I turned on my PS3 to play some Metal Gear Solid 4, it crashed and gave me the Yellow Line of Doom error message. I'm now the proud owner of a $600 brick"

by Dr. Claw February 23, 2009

Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009

Fake-tard

The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.

"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"

Typical Fake-tard comment:

"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "

by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010

Lucasitis

When a director of high acclaim returns to filmmaking after a long period of absence or streak of success; and releases a disappointment. A lot of it is due to ego, or plain just getting rusty from not directing for a long time. Most notably; George Lucasreturned to the director's chair 21 years after the original Star Wars, to direct The Phantom Menace. "Phantom" was so overloaded with unnecessary CGI, and weak acting, and last but not least Jar Jar Binks. The Wachowski Brothers are another example. With such high expectations after the astounding The Matrix, they started showing breaks in their armor with The Matrix Reloaded, while mostly watchable, which then led to the letdown of all letdowns, The Matrix Revolutions.

"It's been 10 years since James Cameron had a real movie in theaters, I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't get Lucasitis when directing Avatar."

by Dr. Claw June 19, 2008

Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009