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Definitions by Dr. Charles Dromedary

Starclucks 

A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being
loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and
their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.

The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be
seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.

Their conversations can be heard over the din of their
free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on
parenting or complaining about their husbands.
MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"

David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's
a Starclucks here."
Starclucks by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 21, 2009

pee ring 

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.
I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

sea cow tail 

The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.
Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!

Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!

Ken Clark heat 

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.
While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.