Dr. Carlos Jones's definitions

Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

iPhone Tard

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011