dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
by Dr. Bubba February 12, 2012
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clown college

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
by Dr. Bubba September 04, 2011
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upcrack

The unfortunate condition where shorts sneak between the inner thighs and other crevasses of folks of substantial weight.
Damn, baby, those bike shorts have gone badly upcrack!
by Dr. Bubba February 04, 2010
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nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.
How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
by Dr. Bubba August 26, 2011
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Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.
Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!
by Dr. Bubba March 19, 2011
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stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
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Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 28, 2011
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