pep rally

A stupid ass event in a school setting where students are forcefully crammed into a gym and forced to watch dumb stuff while godawful music is destroying the ears of people. The school admins also want you to have spirit in your crime-ridden school that is basically Carcer City but in school form.

What to do: skip it if you get the chance to do so. Either loiter somewhere else in the building or leave completely.

Joseph: Oh fuck, a dumb pep rally is happening.

Robert: Well, whaddaya want to do instead?
Joseph: I don't know, whack it to bad amateur porn?
Robert: Well it is a better use of time than attending a dumb pep rally.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho February 16, 2021

school fight

A fight in school (obviously) that is recorded and put on social media, often with a crowd surrounding and watching the chaos. Neither of them can fight to save their lives. Idiots surround and scream "worldstar" even though they probably don't even know what worldstar is and it wouldn't be 5% worthy of the website. It's usually over something dumb like pettiness over an insult, an 8th of weed, or lusting after the same unrequited love interest.

You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.

Idiot: Yooooo there was a school fight in the cafeteria bro, Jay and Trey were beefing HARD and they finally threw hands bro, everyone was geeking so hard bro
Normal person: I don't give a shit.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 25, 2025

Wattpad

(verb) to engage in sexual activity, typically involving practices that are widely vilified.

What sick bastard would wattpad an inanimate object like a goddamned bench?

I went to some twisted BDSM strip club last night. I heard some serious wattpadding goes on in the basement.

Fallout: The Frontier lets you wattpad a deathclaw.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho May 07, 2021