Wattpad

(verb) to engage in sexual activity, typically involving practices that are widely vilified.
What sick bastard would wattpad an inanimate object like a goddamned bench?

I went to some twisted BDSM strip club last night. I heard some serious wattpadding goes on in the basement.

Fallout: The Frontier lets you wattpad a deathclaw.
by Dr. Steppon-Legho May 07, 2021
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