Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

Hill-trolls

Hill-trolls.....people from Burnley. More than one hill-troll

(see also dingle& dingles

Hill-trolls are folk who live in small cave-like huts in the yorkshire pennine hills. They are easily spotted by the way they drag their knuckles when they walk & the way they say "Burn-lah" & "Burn-err-lee" in their thick yorkshire accents.
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.

(see Burnley)

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

fettler

A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.

"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

leeds

a large modern city situated in west yorkshirewith a small football team (leeds utd) which wallows in the 3rd level of English football.

Nobody likes Leeds Utd. Their fans are amongst the lowest of the low & great pleasure is being had by those who are enjoying watching the club slowly slide away into oblivion. It is something their fans deserve.

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

piggies

Piggies.....Bolton Wanderers & their fans.

A play on Bolton Wanderers nick-name 'the trotters'. Pigs have trotters, thus the name piggies when reffering to Bolton.

(also known as notlob or notlobbers

Bolton have no rivals, as nobody rates them enough.

"who are the piggies playing today?"
"Has Jabba Allardyce left the piggies in the lurch?"
"Just watch the piggies sink now"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

cardy

Cardy...a cardigan.

Essential northern clobber

"It`s a bit nippy outside, our Terry. You`d better pop yer cardy on if yer goin` out"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Lankysher

Lankysher...An old historical county located in the north-west of England. Known as Lancashire to outsiders, but Lankysher to its residents. It`s main towns include Blackburn, Preston (nob-enders), Lancaster, Blackpool & Morcambe

Lankysher is known as the red rose county, a symbol which goes back many centuries. It`s old enemy is Yorkshire, the white rose county. During tudor times the famous war of the roses took place. Lankysher kicked Yorkshires arse & has done so ever since. Yorkshires main towns are Leeds, Bradford & Sheffield. It also has small backwards villages, a prime example of such a village is Burnley

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007