Definitions by Dr Feelgood

Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

Rock seizure by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018

Dr. J 

Ejaculating during a chiropractic adjustment.

My back was killing me and I was horny so I went and got a Dr. J.

Dr. J by Dr feelgood April 14, 2017

Doctor feel Good 

A doctor who has smooth hands

Doctor feel good touched my anus and it feeelllt soooooo goooood

Doctor feel Good by Dr feelgood June 16, 2013

jack slap 

To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face

Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!

jack slap by Dr Feelgood June 7, 2004