Definitions by Dr Doom

ryerson university 

A college that still thinks its a university, much like western being a 4 star vacation resort. Engineering is good at ryerson, but overall is a very mediocre school, especially the business program.

Queen's Graduate: Well I got my BComm, now I'm planning to do an internship in switzerland for goldman sachs.

U of T Graduate: Really? Wow I'm going to china to work on some investment funds and oversee some potential new buyouts.

York(schulich) Graduate: Nice guys, I'm just planning on staying here and working for Morgan stanley on some M&A projects.How about you?

Ryerson Graduate: you guys r fagz u know that?! fucking fagz who suck their moms cockzrosz!! PWNED!!!! ur so stoopid!!

ryerson university by Dr Doom July 16, 2008

narcissistic 

See emo and scene

Countless pics of self indulgent teenagers, what has UD come to?

narcissistic by Dr Doom September 3, 2005

Angelina Jolie 

Weapon of Man Destruction

Latest casualties to the jolie: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie by Dr Doom July 1, 2005

teenager 

Someone who has everything but appreciates nothing.

Every teenager(including me, at times)

teenager by Dr Doom January 21, 2005

hate

Something which motivates someone to do much greater things than love ever could.

Love makes people dependant and ignorant. Hatred makes people focused(revenge) and find strength(fury)

hate by Dr Doom January 8, 2005

college 

A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima

In Canada, a lower rank than university.

Elementary->high school->college->university

Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats.

In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?

"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me

college by Dr Doom January 3, 2005

Chaos Theory

Chaos theory is a rule involving anything in nature. In essence, it considers all data to be in infinite correlation, no matter how random the data may seem. In economics, it refers to the fact that market fluctuations and other such economic systems all have an underpinning correlation of data. In geography, it is the belief that if a butterly flaps its wings in one end of the world, it can cause a hurricane in another. In physics, its a tad more complicated. It states all subatomic and nucleonic particles are all united under ONE force, not gravity, but a very powerful force which holds the very essence of protons, electrons and neutrons together. It branches out into every facet of our existence. Infinite correlation, no probability.

"In chaos theory, everything is related, everything is with purpose and pattern"

Chaos Theory by Dr Doom November 25, 2004