prison machine

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.
Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019
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ottermind

When you choose to believe that you are an otter, to avoid being emotionally or psychologically present.
I knew that the CEO had called the meeting to announce something of great corporate significance but instead I chose ottermind.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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that Penn fucker

A nickname for that fine actor and selfless humanitarian, coined by disgruntled folks who have either been assaulted by or had some kind of run-in with him.
Yeah, he crossed over the yellow line and hit me head-on and changed my life, so I’ve earned the right to call him ‘that Penn fucker’ every once in awhile.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2023
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Coronaphilia

An abnormal love of anything connected to COVID-19.
There was an ecstatic energy coming from him as he excitedly spoke of his recently diagnosed condition, a severe and unremitting case of Coronaphilia.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020
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muster a buster

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
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Ivankavich

A popular nickname for that Trumpian fashion icon and questionably successful businesswoman who naturally is also a devotee of Putin, like the extended family of oligarch-sniffers she springs from.
Here comes Ivankavich, moving gazelle-like down the red carpet, looking eternally beautiful with never a hair out of place; her confidence is just SO inspiring to young women nowadays!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2022
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