Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

dysfunctional fuckedupness by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

circling the indictment drain 

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

circling the indictment drain by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

legal glitch 

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

legal glitch by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

funky finger licken’ chicken 

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

funky finger licken’ chicken by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

prayvaganzas 

A portmanteau of ‘prayer’ and ‘extravaganza’ coined by Margaret Atwood in “The Handmaid’s Tale” to describe the Commander-led mass prayer meetings held in the Republic of Gilead emphasizing the new world order which sometimes incorporate mass wedding ceremonies involving adult men and adolescent girls.

There is a quality to the prayvaganzas that is eerily similar to some church services I have attended.

prayvaganzas by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Cult of Delusion 

An apt and often used description of the flock of white supremacist true believers who are somehow hooked into the mind boggling belief in the second coming of 45.

As I watched the somewhat fearful journalist interviewing some of the rally’s attendees, I could feel the deeply held seething anger and racially driven entitlement fueling this Cult of Delusion.

Cult of Delusion by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

so very Jethro 

A put-down which derives from the glaringly déclassé and unsophisticated behavior of the nouveau riche Jethro Clampett of the popular 1960s TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

My dear, you are so very Jethro!

so very Jethro by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021