scambidextrous

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.
Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2023
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farthoarding

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.
My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021
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blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.
Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019
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clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.
Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.
There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019
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Animal Farm 2019

A world where the Trumpster’s piggie-men cabinet have become increasingly delusional and grandiose with greed and power until their downfall begins with the patriotic actions of a brave whistleblower.
The Extortionist in Chief, AG Barrtard, Mike Pompous Asshole and Rudy Tudy Ungluedy comprise the main characters in the nonfiction tale, “Animal Farm 2019.”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Big Bad Nuts

A revered and widely well-loved folk hero who is best known for his unstoppable ability to identify abuse of authority and bullying and then to bravely step in and stop it.
No threat makes Big Bad Nuts back off because he has no fear and no regrets, no matter what!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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