Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

trauma bonding

When you have a lifelong, almost impossible to sever, attachment to someone that is rooted in a common traumatic experience.

My mom and I were always very close; it was entirely augmented by what I now realize was our early trauma bonding.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

deyappitation

A verb describing the removal or decommissioning of the voice box of an annoying, overly yappy canine.

Although it was 3:00 am, I arose from my fitful slumber and proceeded with the deyappitation of Zooey, my nextdoor neighbor’s pneumatic little Chihuahua, thereby sleeping like a baby until sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

Real Housewives of Covidville

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.

In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

War Criminal in Chief

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS after he green-lighted the mass slaughter of our Kurdish allies in Syria.

This well-deserved nickname may finally allow Trump Jong Un to feel like he’s hit the big time and can be known throughout history as the War Criminal in Chief; he can now join the powerful ranks of all of his deeply loved badass, mass-murdering dictator idols.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 17, 2019

elephant turd in the room

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.

It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019