hag night

Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.
Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2023
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doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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Sondland’s Jigsaw

A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.
We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.
That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 15, 2019
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workplace despair

A common state of mind in the helping professions in the United States, especially in institutional settings.
Lately, working in the prison, due primarily to the unfathomable paperwork, I am experiencing workplace despair about fifty percent of the time.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2019
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livin’ the fuckin’ dream

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.
I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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