sanity defense

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.
My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 08, 2019
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Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023
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microcrapping

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.
Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022
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farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.
The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what thePop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Presidential IQ requirement

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.
Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019
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Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.
The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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