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workplace time warp

The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.
That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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firework head

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.
That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.
His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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hamsterhead

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.
Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017
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grim creeper

The dreaded fart cloud coming for you in a closed space that everyone hopes to evade.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 2, 2019
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flutterpants

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.
Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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microturding

A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.
Maybe it’s TMI, but I’ve been microturding for the entire week.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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