Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Ron DeSanctimonious

The Trumpster’s rather silly and cumbersome nickname for DeSantis, intended to be disparaging, after DeSantis emerged as golden, post the 2022 mid-term elections.

2024 will give me my glorious victory and Ron DeSanctimonious will be the disloyal and pathetic loser that he clearly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2022

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

conflatologist

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

meth progressed photo

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.

His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022

the dog’s philosophy

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017