guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2023
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botcommers

A nickname for those who profit from the automated programs used to remotely engage in social media.
My neighbor is one of those insufferably snooty twentysomething botcommers who actually believes that his prolific income is generated by something interesting or respectable.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023
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Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.
For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.
Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023
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projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020
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the Kushtards

A derisive nickname for the top power couple in America, Ivanka and Jared.
On their most recent 2019 field trip with Dad, the Kushtards were dressed to the nines at the Korean DMZ, wearing those weird, glassy-eyed stares they’ve both clearly practiced and perfected.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2019
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