Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021
Get the Yapper Zapper mug.

eau de methane

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
Get the eau de methane mug.

zigzaggery

A verb used to characterize the avoidance of a subject using the imagery of zig-zagging as rabbits naturally employ to avoid being nailed by a predator.
I noticed that she often engaged in the clever art of zigzaggery when interviewers asked her pointed questions about her earlier life as a depressed alcoholic married to a Los Angeles commercial and television actor.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2021
Get the zigzaggery mug.

rabbitesque

Of or like rabbits, in all of their wild and wondrous ways.
I watched the runner explode across the meadow, swift and rabbitesque, like a zigzagging rocket.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
Get the rabbitesque mug.

double flip

When a person flips the bird, double fisted for emphasis.
On fire as a result of being on the receiving end of a well-timed double flip, it occurred to her that she totally deserved it.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
Get the double flip mug.

left wing pandemic

A right wing extremist belief that the COVID-19 pandemic was started by a left wing conspiracy to topple Trump.
This is a left wing pandemic born in a Wuhan lab and we all know it!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
Get the left wing pandemic mug.

envy whore

A term used to describe someone who would do practically anything to cause others to be envious of what they have or how they look.
A true poster person at the front of the line as the world’s most brilliant and unapologetic envy whore is the always popular and of course endlessly entertaining Kim Kardashian.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2021
Get the envy whore mug.