Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

shag a fag

A straight “girls-night-out” drinking game wherein the winner has sex with a hunky gay man.

Cheers ladies, may the best woman win; the shag a fag games have officially begun!

A person who attempts funkiness but catastrophically fails due to his or her obvious innate incapacity to get funky.

Watch that funkadoofus tryin’ to git down; it’s truly gotta be the most pathetic attempt to git jiggy I’ve ever witnessed!

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The mass yell from the drunken crowd, often at a white-trash wedding celebration, as they watch some pathetic fucker doing the funky chicken.

That sad fool is totally lovin’ our crowd support; we’ll just keep screaming “funkadoodledoo!” until he drops.

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Slang for someone highly interested in having sex.

That funky bunny be easily turned on by just about anything!

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A young person developing into someone funky, but at this point only delicately so.

She’s stunningly funkadelicate; but when she grows up, she be stone cold funky!

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Now an even more commonly used nickname given to American travelers, thanks to 45’s stellar international reputation.

That loudmouth over there is probably just another entitled, gunslinging American Shithead.

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A description of the tragic status quo in the US since 45 was elected into office.

The Buffoon in Chief has unleashed our mass American Nightmare.

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