When a woman of a certain age (old) has a mass of steel-grey hair that conjures the appearance of a seriously horrific hat.
As she approached, I thought to myself that it may be Halloween, but then I quickly realized the hag hat she wore was her crowning glory way back in the day.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
A verb used to characterize the avoidance of a subject using the imagery of zig-zagging as rabbits naturally employ to avoid being nailed by a predator.
I noticed that she often engaged in the clever art of zigzaggery when interviewers asked her pointed questions about her earlier life as a depressed alcoholic married to a Los Angeles commercial and television actor.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2021
My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021
That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”
Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023