meatophile

A lover of meat.

It was such a horrific shock to learn that he was not in fact a strict vegetarian as he’d conveyed, but actually a closet meatophile.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2023

LSD thinking

Adjective that can be used to describe both positive and negative aspects of human cognition, from enlightened creativity to utter confusion and base terror.

Sometimes I find myself in an altered state I call LSD thinking, I think it surfaces naturally to help me work and stay healthy in the otherwise oppressive prison environment.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

pass the pie

The ultimate avoidant statement.

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 06, 2019

walletvoting

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.

There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

Bunzadrine

A mood-enhancer, also known as “bunnies,” known to be an effective and much healthier replacement quasi-drug for the older and more dangerous addictive stimulant, Benzedrine.

Cuddling bunnies is the source of what is essentially an endogenous supply of Bunzadrine, a miracle amphetamine-like chemical that is highly effective in treating nihilistic ennui or just run-of-the-mill depression, and which can provide the cuddler with returned energy and even motivation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2023

slammorama

When people get together, usually in a bar, and wind up exceedingly drunk and pummeling one another.

Yup, that Saturday night we had a multiple ambulance slammorama that was bloody beyond my wildest imagination!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

rat sniffer

Prison slang for someone who hunts down a snitch.

As the prison’s prime rat sniffer, I’m the guy who puts the snitches in stitches!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020