Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Real Housewives of Covidville

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.

In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

deyappitation

A verb describing the removal or decommissioning of the voice box of an annoying, overly yappy canine.

Although it was 3:00 am, I arose from my fitful slumber and proceeded with the deyappitation of Zooey, my nextdoor neighbor’s pneumatic little Chihuahua, thereby sleeping like a baby until sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

notesick

A term to describe the feeling of having ground to a complete halt and employing every single form of procrastination you have ever employed because you can’t face doing any more electronic healthcare record notes when you’re a mental healthcare professional and you’re at home and it’s already 9 PM.

I have a great idea, let’s get really shitfaced so that we won’t even be capable of entering in any more information into the online electronic healthcare record until tomorrow, as this will definitely override the current problem of being hopelessly notesick!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019