Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.

Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.

Can Kicking Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder 

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.

I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

pneumatic barktoys 

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

pneumatic barktoys by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

word Samurai 

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.

We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.

word Samurai by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Jeff Bezoar 

A not so playful nickname for the owner of Amazon and the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos.

Just as it is with a run of the mill bezoar, if left unchecked, Jeff Bezoar and his voracious appetite for power, ownership and control may result in serious and potentially deadly complications.

Jeff Bezoar by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

morphin’ orphan

Slang for someone with no identifiable attachments to anyone and who is essentially a chameleon.

Although it seems he had a family at some point early on, that guy is a straight-up sociopath really, a morphin’ orphan!

morphin’ orphan by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

rabbitwoman 

A woman who is psychologically and emotionally a human-lagomorph hybrid.

Slowly, over her rabbit-focused lifetime, we watched her morphing into her fully formed identity as a rabbitwoman.

rabbitwoman by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019