Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Puddentaine

A fake name or AKA provided when you do not wish to give your own.

When someone asks your name, just respond, ”Puddentaine, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same!”

Puddentaine by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

FuckU Health Insurance 

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.

Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!

FuckU Health Insurance by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Dog Dick Afternoon 

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

commodian 

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

commodian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

ER comedian 

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.

Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!

ER comedian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Team Trump 

A group of Mafia folks, easily bribed politicians, Fox Newsheads, and the ever reliable go-to gal, Kellyanne Conjob.

Now that he’s fired his third National Security Advisor, King Trump’s newest Mafia mouthpiece, Mike Pompeo, assures us that Team Trump is on a winning streak!

Team Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019