Helliphino

A fantasy hybrid Rhino that is often scapegoated when someone doesn’t know the answer to something.

Oh geez, Ivanka, Helliphino!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

cannabitard

A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.

My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Superpants Syndrome

A rare and disabling psychological disorder that causes someone to truly believe they have superpowers only when they’re wearing a particular pair of magic pants that transforms them into a superhero.

As I walked down the street trying to be unobtrusive, I heard strangers whispering, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Superpants!” However during the entire exciting experience I was also questioning the possibility that I had finally developed the dreaded Superpants Syndrome as it runs on my father’s side of the family.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 09, 2023

Assputin

A descendent of Rasputin, the highest ranking Russian mobster and serial killer who lists the Grabber in Chief as his biggest fan.

Assputin is a seriously cool dude, he got those Hillary emails when I told him to!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 02, 2018

potthink

Slang term describing the ‘far out’ state of mind of the pothead who has trouble with planning, judgment, reasoning, motivation and just about anything that requires being able to understand something clearly.

He tried hard to explain his pathetic situation but as someone experiencing potthink, it was painfully clear that he didn’t fully grasp why he’d been arrested for his massive unlicensed grow operation.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 03, 2023

The New Dream Team

A reference to the fact that the Mobster in Chief is on the lookout for a team of corrupt, top-notch attorneys to get him out of this mess the way the first Dream Team got their client out of his mess.

I need to pull together what I call “The New Dream Team” so that I can blow these corrupt politicians like Schiff, Pelosi and their ilk out of the water; my perfectly nice discussions with heads of other countries are clearly patriotic attempts to rid this country of filthy Democrats and fake journalists.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 09, 2019

barkitorium

A specially appointed auditorium where dogs get together to bark.

The dogs get to hear all kinds of sounds, like knocks at the door, the squealing of tires, trains, fire trucks and all, and they bark up a storm at the barkitorium!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020