farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.

Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Flag Fucker in Chief

One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.

That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

Jay Suckyoulow

A play on the name of the Mobster in Chief’s personal attorney, Jay Sekulow.

Yup, they call me Jay Suckyoulow because I’ve been getting a continuous blowjob in the form of a steady stream of big money throughout this corrupt presidency!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

Make America Gag Again

The offshoot massive movement of folks from Trump’s “base” who have split off from the original MAGA movement.

We’ve come to our senses before we had to drink the Kool-Aid and are explaining that MAGA now means Make America Gag Again.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

MAGAfication

The propaganda process that turns decent, hardworking people into an ignorant mob.

MAGAfication is hypnosis, pure and simple, that enthralls naive Americans with weird power-screeds that makes hate palatable and seem all-American.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

shitshoveler

Interchangeable for bullshit artist.

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020