Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

hide the baguette

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.

And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

toxic spew

A term used to describe a steady stream of intense hyperverbal unloading of what usually consists of built-up anger and resentment.

It was nothing less than a toxic spew and the rant cost her the dream job she had worked most of her life to step into.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Dempanic

A disparaging term devised by extremist right-wingers to suggest that the COVID-19 pandemic is s hysterical magnification by Democrats of a typical flu virus.

We like to call the Pandemic the Dempanic because the left-wing fake news is trying to incite mass fear among all the other pussy Democrats shivering in their Trump-hating pinko-boots by showing all that death and dying right as white supremacy is finally starting to be seen as all-American again!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020