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when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.
I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021
mugGet the when chickens drivemug.

sockrocket

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.
Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019
mugGet the sockrocketmug.

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
mugGet the Lindsey Graham Crackermug.

hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
mugGet the hummus fartmug.

lunaphile

I am a diehard lunaphile and that means I love all phases of the moon, even when I can’t see it.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
mugGet the lunaphilemug.

United Snakes of America

An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
mugGet the United Snakes of Americamug.

trumpfrump

The term for the older model wives that will fall by the wayside to make room for the newer models as the Grabber in Chief also ages poorly.
It had become apparent to everyone that Melania had finally become just another trumpfrump.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
mugGet the trumpfrumpmug.

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