Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Mafia Rave
A Molly-laced mafiosi party to begin with and secondly a business with Ukrainian Igor Fruman on board, a good friend of Rudy Bananas and Dolt 45.
We hung out at Mafia Rave Terrace Club, a way cool beach resort in Odessa, Ukraine and had ourselves a super blast that weekend; the walls were totally plastered with celebrity shots of the Mobster in Chief and Rudy standing shoulder to shoulder with Igor and Lev!
Mafia Rave by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
Fraud Guarantee
A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.
Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.
Fraud Guarantee by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
chicken phobia
A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.
My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.
chicken phobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
stream of unconsciousness
When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.
In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.
stream of unconsciousness by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
Loser in Chief
An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS because he has repeatedly demonstrated that he loses in court, time after time.
Whether it’s his fake real estate “colleges” and the money he made off the backs of scammed college students or the absurd arguments the Loser in Chief has against releasing his tax returns, he has lost with each and every humiliating court decision.
Loser in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
decoying
The fine social con of bringing a person as your date to an event such as a wedding to give the impression you are in a serious relationship when you are not.
As he was merely decoying, primarily for the benefit of his ex, he made sure to add to the impression by not being able to keep his lips and hands off his stunning partner throughout the evening.
decoying by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
Jay Succubus
The playful nickname Putin’s Bitch has given to the last seemingly credible attorney on his legal team, Jay Sekulow.
The Trumpster was somehow thinking the name Jay Succubus was a kind of funny compliment since he had married so many succubi over his lifetime.
Jay Succubus by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019