Dr Bunnygirl's definitions
A person who is at home, reportedly teleworking, when in fact they’re actually smoking ganja, eating pizza, watching Netflix, and jerking off.
My supervisor is an inveterate and highly accomplished telejerkoff who thinks that multitasking is when you jerk off using both hands.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
Get the telejerkoffmug. by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2017
Get the groovesuckermug. A culturally iconic phrase that is now a widely felt sentiment being expressed toward the TV icon who popularized it, the 45th President of the United States.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
Get the You’re fired!mug. People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the noisetard livingmug. A put-down which derives from the glaringly déclassé and unsophisticated behavior of the nouveau riche Jethro Clampett of the popular 1960s TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies.”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021
Get the so very Jethromug. An often progressively debilitating psychological disorder falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, usually beginning in childhood, whereas the sufferer becomes fixated on the autoharp, an oddly non-musical zither instrument, to the exclusion of everything else.
When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
Get the autoharpomaniamug. Trailing closely behind Kim and Putin, our Propagandist in Chief is rapidly gaining on them as his campaign bullshit artists spin paranoid Q-Anon conspiracies into more plausible scenarios, thereby creating widespread fear.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
Get the Propagandist in Chiefmug.