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teenagerstink

The horrific and pungently disgusting, sometimes gag-inducing super-stench that often emanates from an active male teenager’s room.
Practically every day the teenagerstink wafts out into the hallway and makes all of us come close to losing our breakfasts.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Selfie Ravine

A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.
It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.
Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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funmonger

Slang for a person who is selling fun, often with no regard for safety or sensibilities.
She was a shameless funmonger, selling pleasure to the most desperate of people, at the saddest of times.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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