wordbastard

A pejorative yet playful nickname for someone who regularly misuses words and mangles language.
That wordbastard makes a mockery of some of the most beautiful words and phrases ever written while appearing perversely charming.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019
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A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.
When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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methmind

A mental state characterized by seriously fragmented thoughts, racing images of personal grandeur and sex with everything that appears to be lubricated.
In that afternoon of total methmind, I disassembled the entire car and then had incredible sex with a willing cantaloupe.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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hatewhisperer

A public figure, consumed by hate, who persuasively promulgates hatred by subtly convincing the disenfranchised they deserve more respect than they get.
History will ultimately reveal who the greatest hatewhisperer of all time truly was.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2018
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fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.
I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?
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hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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Putin’s Pussy

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2019
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