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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.

votefucking 

A carefully choreographed plan to subvert the voting process.
Yeah, I guess we got bent over for a minute for that little bout of votefucking there in Georgia, but come November, we’ll be good ‘n ready and all their bloated old white asses will be floatin’ down the river!
votefucking by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

me player 

I’m afraid that our onetime Employee of the Month has become the consummate “me player” of the workplace.
me player by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Thief in Chief

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
With a larcenous track record as long as his, it seems entirely likely that the Thief in Chief will attempt to steal the 2020 Election.
Thief in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Dildo in Chief 

Another one of many popular nicknames for the 45th POTUS.
He is a figurehead of nincompoopdom, so we call him the Dildo in Chief!
Dildo in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

yucky-doo! 

A childlike exclamation in response to something yucky.
My two-year-old looked up at the television screen and upon seeing the bloated orange face and cotton candy yellow hair, squealed “yucky-doo!”
yucky-doo! by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020